One question for this billboard: Why?
Why does it take a strong character to wear purple everyday? Why is purple is not yet the new black? (Indigo's close enough surely?)
"Ha ha!" growls the billboard in munterish, deep Hauraki FM dj tones, "people might think you're a poofter, mate."
Classic. Makes me wanna buy your product.
This is guy-to-guy talk, given that purple is an acceptable colour to wear if you're female. So the coffee is male, apparently, and so are you, the billboard viewer. And yet....
That last one says "squeeze me and I'll blow you a kiss!"
Uh, I think I'll pass...
Ps: mauvember not movember! (such glowing ashes would be quite pretty wouldn't they?)