I once got kicked out of a flat for being too happy in the mornings. How insufferable I was in my salad days!
Now, of course, part of the problem of forgetting (gasp!) to put up this post last night is that it's morning-cotton-wool-head gal writing to you, not night-owl gal.
Coincidentally, this ad is all about mornings:
As with employment law, the devil writes the fine print:
Insufferable milk!? That clash and the doors slamming was Anchor getting kicked out of our flat.